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no matter what goes on PEOPLE are worth more than money -always
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
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