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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
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