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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
That akward moment when you wake up and you don't know where you are :DThat akward moment when you wake up and you don't know where you are :D
''There he is!'' ''Omg,how do I look?'' xD:DDD''There he is!'' ''Omg,how do I look?'' xD:DDD
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
I'm addicted to oranges n I'm proud.I'm addicted to oranges n I'm proud.
Being SINGLE is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG relationship :)Being SINGLE is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG relationship :)
You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥
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