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'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not coming to my birthday party
Daddy, I may find my Prince, but you will always be my King
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
Some people come into your life as a blessing, while others come into your life as a lesson
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