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"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
Oh your mad at me for doing that, but if you did It it would be okay..
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