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My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
If you think the fact that you like someone now will make me sad, you should die of sadness :) I'm in love! :D
I get butterflies every time my crush likes my link or status :D ^_^ <3
Just keep your promise that you'll kiss me until then, and I will keep my, I will stay. Choose a day in the middle of week, choose a ''sweet'' little place, without a lot of people, and call me when you're sure you'll come. We still have enough time
Even if you gave up on me, you should know for the future: no matter how hard it was, you can not be cold and unavailable, hidden behind a friend, if you expect to meet someone. This requires two
I used to respect you. Then you dissed Tom & Jerry.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
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