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I like boys who smell good
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
If nothing lasts forever then, be MY NOTHING. ♥
After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
just because u say i luv u dosent mean they luv u back
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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