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My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinkingIll drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?
I'm saving my first kiss for marriageI'm saving my first kiss for marriage
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
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