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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 55
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
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