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6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Having inside jokes with yourself
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
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