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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 57
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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