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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 56
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
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